So, Sammie and I have been married for about 5 and 1/2 years. Sometimes I look at other people's relationships and they still have that (idk) "innocent" thing about them? They still have shame or feel shameful when they do certain things in front on each other.
Well, Sammie and I don't have any shame. Farting is a way of life. We have walked into the bathroom (accidently and sometimes on purpose) when either is going 1 or 2. I mean we have had to pop each other's zits. (Hey I am just laying it all out there. I'm going to try and keep this as PG or PG-13 as possible.) I would say we are pretty honest with one another. I can tell him when he has really bad breath and he tells me when my burps smell. He dutch ovens me and farts on my dang pillow (which I was NOT happy about and did NOT laugh at.) It smelled horrible and it kept wafting up in my face!!! Ugh!
I guess what I am trying to say, is that we laugh A LOT! I am a bit of a prankster. There have been several times where he has been in the shower and I have brought in a nice cold pot of water to throw on him. There have also been moments when one of us has walked out of the room and when they walk back we have our butts hanging out, mooning them. I mean is anyone else like this??? I know we watch "The Walking Dead" and there is a couple on there that is SO serious. Everytime we watch them, Sammie is like, "How can they be like that? Even in a zombie apocolypse, I don't think that we can stop laughing".
We just have no shame. I have also asked myself is this a good thing? Or does any innocence just evaporate with marriage? I mean Sammie has gone as far as pulling this ONE hair above my lip that seems to poke itself out every once in a while (it's blonde). I tell him when he has a forest growing in his nose. He has the worst nose hairs ever! I am really not looking forward to what his ears might look like when he is 80. Like, I wonder if his ears are going start growing forests, too. No matter what though, either I will be shaving his ears when he is 80 or He will. Of course, we have told when one another has boogers in our noses. I mean it gets much worse, but like I said, I am trying to keep this at a good rating.
I don't know. My parents have farted in front of me before, but now they act like it is awful. Maybe it is because they only let silent killers. Sammie is not only smelly,but loud. We all have to do it just like we all have to poo! How do couples go through a marriage and not know when the other is going #2? Especially men! They use that time as a vacation apparently. I mean we let each other know, because if either of is gone for a while, we are afraid the other might have fallen in. Sometimes, Sammie has even had to text me from the bathroom asking for a roll of toilet paper. If you knew our bathroom, you would know we had to walk in to get it.
I don't know. I guess I was just wondering if other couples were just as "out there" and accepting as we are...except for when he farts on my dang pillow!
